NORMAN WEARS: Paco Collars Li’l Pickles collar and Red Star Tags sterling silver tag. He lounges comfortably on his Dotty feather dog bed.
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NAME: Norman
BREED: Dachshund
FAVOURITE ACTIVITY: Llllicking – I lllove it. Lllloads.
BEST FRIEND: Mummy, of course. There are no secrets between us. Though a pair of long-legged bitches of my acquaintance, Urchin and Wurm, have to come a close second.
BAD HABITS: Do I look like I have any bad habits?! No, I do not eat anything that’s bad for me…honest!
GOOD HABITS: A little Dachs-y grunt if something really pleases me. Always popular with the ladies!
ACTOR WHO WILL PLAY YOU IN THE FILM OF YOUR LIFE: Has to be Taylor Lautner – like me, he’s black and tan and buff and young.
FAVOURITE DACHSHUND QUOTE: “Being the owner of dachshunds…a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor…I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command.” (E.B. White, author of Charlotte’s Web)
